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Phone Jokes

Did you hear about the phones that got married?

The reception was great.

What do you call a phone made of dumplings?

A gnocchia.

What do you get if you cross a phone with an iron?

A smooth operator.

What do you get if you eat a BlackBerry?

A Bluetooth.

What phone doesn't have a doorbell?

A Nokia.

Why does Mr Potato Head have a mobile?

In case Mr Onion Rings!

Why don't skeletons have phones?

They have no body to talk to.